Posts Tagged ‘Senior Citizen Humor’
I received this one in my email today and thought you would all enjoy! Ain’t it the truth? When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning…. Uphill… Barefoot… [...]
I got this from my email today and loved it, so have to share with you. The message — don’t mess with the old folks! We have been around a long time and we know a few things! Right? HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George P , [...]
At precisely 1:24 p.m. today (your local time), throw your arms up in the air and laugh outloud! This is the Belly Laugh Bounce around the world! Certainly you don’t want to miss that! Can you imagine people around the world laughing today? View the World Clock of laughter and participate in this joyful celebration!
Of course, he had also asked the surgeon his classic question — “Doc, will I be able to drive after this surgery?”
The doctor said, “Yes, in a few weeks you should be able to drive”
“It’s a miracle! I have not driven in over 25 years! Thank you, Doc!”
I am quickly learning how desperately I need more patience — with clerks in the stores, with family and friends, with the television set, but most of all with myself! I think of the old prayer, “Lord send me patience and I want it right now!”
Senior Independent Living means knowing what our priorities are, living fully, loving deeply, and sharing what we learn along the way.
Sarcasm! Seniors are more dignified than that, right? Nope! We can all be a bit sarcastic from time to time. It is a rather disgusting habit. I am guilty of it myself. So how do you let your readers know when you are being sarcastic? Big news! There is now new punctuation for sarcasm on [...]
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